Publication: Melbourne Herald
Date: 19 July 1922
dere frend. Wots this truble in ingland about oners i mean them peers an dooks an baronites an things we aint much gorn on titles up ere we aint got any nites in the distrik yet but we reckin there a few blokes round ere that deserves nittin. anyways if they makes a baronite of a bloke becos e broos beer wot’s the matter with givin a bit of a nite- hod to Andy Askill oo brok is coler bone ridin thru the bush in the dark to bring the dokter to Sam Smeditt oo thort e was bit be a snak tho e wasent avin found later that e sat down on is wife nittin needle i rekin Andys intenchuns was al—al—al-I seen the wurd in a dikshunary some- wheres an its a bonzer the deesert i kin git to it is alltrooistick wel aint that better than givin nitehoods jist fer gittin blokes shik me an bil smith was torkin it over lars nite an we reckin ther must be somethin crook about the ole bizness we aint askin after no titles but sir bill bowyang wudnt look to bad on me front gate after I fix up that piket that the ole cow tore orf. Hoppin you are the same, Yours truly, Bill Bowyang.