A Letter From the Bush

Publication: Melbourne Herald
Date: 08 August 1922

dere frend

Wots doin. i seen in the papers
that the fed goverment is goin to put
up a big chunk of muney fer bildin
rodes in the country pervided the
state goverments puts up quid fer
quid me an bill smiths been torkin it
over an we rekins that the fed gover-
ment aint spoke a bit to soon the fed
goverments been spendin muney in
a way that me an bill smith don't
like an its time they was tole about it
bill smith an me rekins it this way
if the muney that the fed goverme
spent on sendin a xpedishun to Noo
Ginee to look fer ginee fouls or some-
thin an wot got itself lost if that
muney was spent on rodes we could
ave a good ashfelt rode rite apast mi
place an bill smiths place an sevril
mile ferther on an if the muney the
fed goverment spent on sendin a man
to the northern teritry wot burned is
moter car to amuse the blaks if that
muney was spent on rodes we could
ave another ashfelt rode at the back
of mi place an bill smiths place an
the fed goverment could give us wot
was over to by moter cars so as we
could travel on dem ashfelt rodes an
if the fed members was to rejuice
their saleries we could ave some pot-
ril fer—owever i dont serpose its any
good avin any false opes.

i was tellin you ow the missus was
puttin up a vote of no confidens agen
me opin to get old of the spendin de-
partmint well it come orf lars Sater-
dee an i won be fourteen votes to the
eldest girl lil an the baby voted fer
er an orl the rest uv the fambly fer
me so ime safe in orfis till she gits to
work on a bit of underground engi-
neerin.

its verry wet up here this weak
hoppin you are the sam

Yours truly

Ben Bowyang