Publication: Melbourne Herald
Date: 01 September 1922
September's come, and it's the thing To write of Spring And Wattle Day; But, brothers, it seems pretty clear, Now Pussyfoot has landed here, That Bottle Day Should be the subject of this rhyme To be in time -- Lest he should nobble Billy Hughes And rob Australia of its booze. But still, I think, The Demon Drink Is not the proper kind of topic When one should rhyme Of blossom-time And all the bright kaleidoscopic Sensations of a sweet Spring day; So, anyway, The liquor issue shall be flouted And Pussyfoot completely outed. Now, Spring (Yes, I said "spring") Is just the thing To move a poet's soul to passion And start a poet's teeth to gnashin'. Because, these times, The search for rhymes Is profitless, and stale, and flat -- My hat! You'd think 'twould be an easy feat To write a triolet complete, A ballade, or a madrigal -- You try! That's all! (Where was I?) . . . Spring! Oh, yes, I'll sing In accents sweet, and soft and low, Of Hughes's spring from Bendigo, Of prime spring lamg, spring styles, spring chickens, I'll chortle like the very dickens Of "that reviving herb whose tender green Fledges the the river-lip on which we lean;" I'll make a rhyme -- Just give me time! Spring dust is rising in the street; The clatter of the horses' feet; The tinkle of the telephone; The grumbling, rumbling undertone Of trams and trains; the sudden shriek Of motor-horns; the distant squeal Of brakes -- all these are coaxing me To write a rippling melody Of Spring . . . . Confound the thing! Say, brothers, tell you what let's do (It's just as fair for me as you) -- Since inspiration will not spring I'll spring myself; yes, I'll take wing Unto Toolangi's sylvan glade (The only place where verse is made); And there a verbal theme I'll find -- From trees and streams my song I'll borrow. And write just when I feel inclined -- So long! You'll hear from me tomorrow!