Publication: Melbourne Herald
Date: 01 August 1922
Eleven vessels are listed as having loaded, or are due to load, cargo in Hamburg for Australia up to September 2.
Eleven ships upon the wavy deep, Eleven loads of very, very cheap, And probably extremely many things— In this peace-time to Australia bring. The pump, the pram, the sugar- coated pill— And will Australia buy them? Yes, she will. Maybe she will! Eleven cargoes—rags and rings and rails, Eleven ships to show Protection fails, And probably before the year is over There’ll be eleven more, and then some more Machinery for farm and mine and mill. And will Australia take them? Ah, she will! I fear she will! Eleven years ago—or was it more? Eleven men or, maybe, some odd score Vowed that we’d surely have Protec- tion here— A real Protection—and within a year, Eleven thousand factories would rise And drive prosperity beneath our skies. But was it lies? Eleven tears we drop for futile schemes. Eleven sighs we sigh for fond, vain dreams. I don’t know why it should be just eleven; But ’twill suffice; for, lo, beneath high heaven I do not care if it be only six— Darn politics! Eleven curses I should like to curse— Eleven damns—and then say some- thing worse. Because, in spite of strain and stress and war, The whole thing leaves us where we were before— Bartering nationhood for something cheap. It makes me weep. Eleven ships will soon be on the sea With scissors, nails and knives for you and me; And we, my friends, will buy them just because Australia remains right where she was. I’d like to hear you say perhaps we won’t; I hope we don’t. Eleven times eleven years may pass— And shall we still just act the silly ass? Or shall we, for the pride of nation- hood, Take up some finer task than chop- ping wood? And show the whole world that Aus- tralia can Yet be a man? Eleven reasons I could give you plain. Eleven arguments; but I refrain. For, lo, eleven ships upon the sea Are sailing out to be confounding me And with the pump, the pram, the patent pill. They surely will.