Bowyang's Selection: Harry Fungis for the Test

Publication: Melbourne Herald
Date: 07 March 1929

gunns gully
march 6 1929

the editor
the erild

deer sir
no dout you ave erd the sayin
that fools rush in were anjils
feer to tred
well i rekin i was a bit of a
fool yestidy but ime a anjil
today
wen you shode yure usal good
jugement an grasped egerly at
my offer to cum down to melbin
an report the test match for you
i was like a dawg with to (2) tin
tales for the space about haf
(½) a our
then wen i begun to relize wot
terribul responsibylitys i ave tuk
on i begun to git cole feet
wen i relize that i onley got to
maik one (1) littel slip to ave
the ole of the english press jum-
pin on me neck not to menshin
the wiregrass watchman the
gunns gully gazett the sidney sun
an the rest of the privinshil press
wen i relize that i go all goos flesh
an feel like callin it off
but the blud of the bowyangs
is thicker water and i aint
never set me and to the plow
yet an let it me in the ribs
so if its me larst ack on this
erth an i go down in the welter
of gor still proclaimin that a
good fast bowler is wurth more
than rubys even if e does cut up
the pitch ime goin to talk me
life in me and an go down to

that test match an tell the
trooth
its goin to be ard orful ard
and i relize that me popularity
is goin ter git a terribul jolt but
the trooth must prevale tho
umpires fall
i never thot this criket was
sich a serius bizness till i cum
to reed abowt it in the papers
lately and now ide sooner taik
on mr bruces job or even be a
juge of the arbitrashin cort
rather than taik a chance as a
criket exsperk

* * * *

owsumever ime gaim an i got
sumpthink to say right away
that is proberly goin to git me
into ot water an that is that we
aint doin rite by our fast
bowlers
wot is our selectors doin
are they serchin all over the
country for the men we want
they aint
alexander was rite under ther
noses an they never seen im till
the dawgs begun to bark abowt
im
but wot abowt the underds
and underds of fast demin
bowlers we got in the country
ave the silectors ever seen em in
axshun
they aint
why we got a fast bowler in
gunns gullys unbeaten teem
yung arry fungis wot cant be
plaid in anny game with
wooden stumps

e is so fast e brakes em to
splinters an we got to ave wikits
maid outer bit of three quater ¾
pipin an even those gits bent
dubble
but as the silectors ever seen
arry fungis play or considered
im for a test match to mo down
the flour of england
they aint

wot i sez is that it is a skan-
dal an a shaim
hoppin you are the saim
yures truly
Ben Bowyang

p.s. I will be down on the
ground brite an erly a fridy
mornin thanks for the tikits
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