The Modest Australian

Publication: Melbourne Herald
Date: 02 May 1929

Complaint has been made that Australians, when abroad, are not sufficiently enthusiastic about their own country. Their strongest superlative is “Not too bad.”

He travelled far in foreign lands
    To view the sights beyond the seas;
And, when he spoke of distant strands,
    Broke into praiseful ecstasies.
But, when they asked of brighter skies
    And nobler sights Australia had,
The glad light faded from his eyes
    As he gave answer, “Not too bad.”

He’d seen the wonder of the moon
    Upon white Kosciusko’s heights;
He’d walked upon a tropic noon
    ’Mid palms; he’d seen the fairy lights
Upon “Our Harbor”; seen the dawn
    Come up o’er Hinchinbrook. Yet, should
They ask him of these things, he’d yawn
    And tell them it was “Pretty good.”

He’d seen — oh, old familiar things,
    But these were close by his own door —
Things not to give his fancy wings
    Or wax enthusiastic o’er.
Yet when he ventures overseas
    Can he know pride in Nationhood
Who finds in praise of such as these
    But “Not too bad” and “Pretty good”?
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