What Father Says

Me father says that Santa Claus
   Will come again, me father says.
Me father says he knows, because
   He knows some men, me father days,
What told him troubled days are done,
An therell be jobs for every one.
An then well all have heaps of fun,
   Me father says

Me father says that little boys
   Should not get mad, me father says,
Because they dont get Christmas toys
   When times are bad, me father says.
Cos Santas often hard up, too,
An cant get any work to do;
Which makes it bad for me an you,
   Me father says.

Me father says when Christmas comes,
   It times get right, me father says.
The heaps of toys, like guns an drums,
   Will be a sight, me father says.
But I dont care.  If Santa brings
My dad a job I dont want things.
Work makes all fathers rich as kings,
   Me father says.