Publication: Melbourne Herald
Date: 04 February 1933
The bushmen call me "Cranky Fan," Because my strange erratic flight Seems to uncomprehending man Sign of a wit not over-bright; But nimble wit and nimble wing Uphold me in the trade I ply Of ever-restless foraging -- Excuse me -- there's another fly! A tireless ball of buff and grey; White-shafted, my important tail Guides me on my unstable way When stronger aviators fail; Now right rise up, now upside down, Now tumbling crazily from high, I ape the antics of a clown -- Whoop! -- and that's another fly! 'Tis thus my daily fare I earn By nimble trick of wit and wing; And, when my nestlings so would learn, A clothes-line is a handy thing. And that is why we're sitting now, Tho' not for long, my brood and I, That they may be instructed how -- Whoop! -- and that's another fly! I loop the loop with careless ease, Now in a tail-spin watch me fall; Yet, spite these eccentricities I am the friendliest bird of all. Upon your shoulder, lordly man, I pause as I go flitting by. Spare a kind word for Cranky Fan -- Whoop! -- and that's another fly!