Prophets with Honor!

Publication: Melbourne Herald
Date: 01 November 1934

It is quite likely that other observant people besides myself happened to notice that we have had rather much rain during 
recent weeks. Also, many others besides myself will probably be prepared to admit that they have been genuinely surprised by the wholly 
unexpected deluge that has overwhelmed many parts of this State; and they will be ready to admit further that, say, a 
month ago (during that glorious succession of blue and gold days that blessed the latter end of September), no man among 
them would have dared to prophesy such a sudden return to the conditions of bleakest winter as that which has surprised 
the vast majority of the State's human population. From such company I am prepared to exempt –- One, my good friend, Pete Paraday, the old-age pensioner and veteran bushman, whose attacks of "the rheumatiz" have for 
years proved infallible in forecasting meteorological conditions.  Two, the weather authorities, from whose vocabulary 
professional etiquette seems to preclude even the mildest expressions of astonishment after the event, and who meet 
every apparent weather phenomenon with the set and safe phrase, "Nothing unusual"; and, three, a group of those 
singularly wise beings whom we self-satisfied human refer to loftily as "the lower animals." In such group I include, on this occasion, a vicious black ant known locally as a "jumper," the termite or white-ant, 
the welcome swallow, and those mysterious people of the underworld known to bushmen variously as "crabs" or "yabbies." I am shamefully ignorant of the scientific name of these creatures.  They are diminutive crustaceans who excavate 
inexplicable caverns a foot or two underground in the forest country, thus setting traps for the unwary.  For up 
through the roof of these caverns they bore numerous ventilating holes about the diameter of one's finger, so weakening 
the structure that I have known a cow to break through the crust and disappear from sight completely. In some miraculous manner they contrive to keep these subterranean tanks of theirs adequately supplied with water even 
I the driest seasons. Some day I may betray my ignorance of these strange creatures by telling all I know of them.  But, for the time being, 
I dismiss these and the "jumper" ants, in their role of weather prophets, by stating merely that, while the mild, warm 
weather still persisted, and sky nor air nor earth nor scientist gave the slightest indication of coming violence, both 
these wise tribes began, on one bland spring day, feverishly to build about their holes solid ramparts and embankments 
as if they had received sudden and infallible warning that a flood was imminent. On the same day I noticed that the termites had acquired unaccustomed wings and, as is their practice when summer 
storms approach, were seeking adventure or death in the enemy-haunted outer air. I pointed out these things to old Pete Paraday, bent lower than usual that day by his enemy, "the rheumatiz."  Pete 
grunted and regarded me with a cold and pitying eye: "the rheumatiz" plays nasty tricks with his temper. "An' why wouldn't they prepare?" he asked.  "You need a slab of my rheumatiz to know what any fool knows.  We're goin' 
to get it proper, that's wot." Patient enquiry revealed that what we were going to "get proper" was an inundation, a flood almost without precedent. I looked at the sun-kissed sky.  I felt the balmy breeze and smiled complacently at Pete's gloomy prophecy.  But, on 
the following evening, when I went down to the pond to watch my friends the swallows bathe, I was suddenly shocked out 
of my complacency, for not a single bather appeared! I waited for half an hour, but not one swallow came to skim the pool's surface and soar away, trailing a crystal train 
that sparkled in the sun. Now, in mid-September we had been much heartened by the return of the swallows.  Some dozen pair had come, as usual, 
and nest-building was well advanced in the chicken house, the garage, and beneath the shade of my bedroom window; and 
every evening they gathered to bathe joyously in the pond. We regarded their advent as a happy and certain augury of summer's return.  But, though I watched at the nests till 
dusk, not one builder returned.  It was as if some sudden bugle had blared forth a shrill warning and the swallows, 
deserting their half-finished masonry, had hastily mustered and fled from a threat no man could see. Skies were still clear; upon the official weather map isobars were behaving normally, "high" and "lows" were flowing 
in more or less orderly procession across the continent, while cyclone and anti-cyclone promised no untoward excursion 
or alarum. But the swallows had gone, ignoring the banquet the blundering termites offered, and the ants and "yabbies" continued 
to throw up defences. Four or five days later we were crouching over a mid-day fire, listening to the thundering of a deluge on the roof, 
and watching, through streaming panes, the tall trees toss and writhe in the clutch of savage winter blasts. Now, what I want to know is, why – But I give it up and leave it to the scientists. Today the sun has shone with furtive promise, peeps of blue sky are visible; but an ominous wind is still muttering on 
further forest heights.  Careful search has discovered only a single, solitary swallow wheeling against the rain-washed 
gums. But one swallow, we are told, does not make a summer.  So I shall retain my winter underwear.

"Den" Herald , 1 November 1934, p6
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