THE SINGING GARDEN

Birdland on the Dole

The weather-wise up here in the mountain  country amongst the big gums are talking of records. Even the oldest inhabitant  admits that “he has never seen the likes before.”

“Thirty-three frosts,” he says, “since May the first, an’ fourteen  of ’em without a break. If that ain’t a record, I’ll go ‘he’.”

In my own experience of over twenty years here, I have never  before known more than five consecutive nights of frost. Three frosts and then  a rain is the general average in a normal winter in this part of the forest.

The sunlit days are ideally beautiful—tragically beautiful when  one remembers the conditions in drier areas.

But it is the birds who seem to be having the worst time of it  here. For them, glorious days fail to compensate for the grub shortage. I don’t  know what has happened to the grubs and worms and other dainties of the avian  menu, but they have become suddenly scarce; either perishing in frosty nights  or digging deeper in earth in search of warmth.

The birds are equally nonplussed and are rapidly becoming  mendicants—diffident at first but, with the discovery that free food is to be  had for the asking, gradually assertive and at times positively imperative.

A rather confident grey thrush began the daily procession to the  door. He (or she) was the first to be offered a morsel in the way of charity  one morning when he had given up foraging and sat disconsolate by the door.

He came again and was fed. Within a very few days he began to look  upon the daily dole as his unquestionable right.

At precisely nine o’clock every morning after frost he comes to  the branches of a Japanese plum-tree and whistles once—a loud, musical note  that permits of only one interpretation: “Here I am. Where’s my breakfast?”’

Should the almoner be late, the calls become louder and more  frequent, and further delay leads to an outcry that cannot be ignored.

A handful of varied scraps is scattered on the lawn and he dives  immediately and breakfasts unafraid, fully aware that he enjoys the privilege  and protection of a favourite.

His departure, replete and musically grateful, is the signal for  the general descent, First the currawongs, whose shrewd, white eyes have been  watching from adjacent gums, secure their provender on the cash-and-carry  system, since they know that, because of their greed, they may not linger.

And then come the more diffident satin birds who also carry away  and eat their food in private, but as a matter of preference and good manners.

The magpies, those proud and arrogant birds, refuse to eat with  the rabble, and insist upon a separate mealtime at another hour of the day.

But, with the disappearance of the larger birds, the small fry  come clamouring for their share, for all have been watching and waiting in the  bushes round about.

First of these the impertinent yellow robins who have long since  learned that to perch cheekily upon a forefinger insures one a full and  uninterrupted meal while others catch as catch can in the general scramble.  Blue wrens hop about the banquets’ edge; scrub wrens, chats and tits watch  their chance to snatch a morsel, and so, until the last small songster has been  satisfied.

Then all go about their own lawful occasions, and no bird begs  about the door for the rest of that day.

For there is this to be said of the birds: As soon as the frozen  earth is in fit state for foraging they prefer to stick to the job, however ill  repaid in grubs and other delicacies. After only one frostless night they  prefer work to free sustenance, excepting only that aggressively mendicant grey  thrush, who seems to have entirely lost his self respect and become determined  to loaf on the government for the rest of his feathered life.